Worst gay beach ever. Too many fags there.
Nothing but old guys here. I am in my early forties and don't pretend to be any younger, but this was like visiting a psychiatric/geriatric ward.
GAY TOURISTS, PLEASE STAY AWAY FROM AMSTERDAM. IT IS DEAD. THERE IS NOTHING HERE. ONLY OLD FAGGOTS REMAIN. IT IS WORSE THAN HELL HERE. ONLY OLD MEN. ONLY OLD ONES. OLD. OLD. STAY HOME AND MASTURBATE. ONLY OLD GUYS HERE!!! OLD! OLD! OLD!!! THERE ARE NO YOUNG GUYS HERE! THEY ARE OLD, O SO VERY OLD!!!!!!!!!!!!
OLD GUYS!!!!!!! AAAAARGHH!
Perfect beach for nudists, not too crowdy, lovely people fairly amount of gay people. Still too many people wearing clothes or textile. So If you do not plan on going naked don't go at all as nudism is a way of lifestyle where people can feel normal in their rightsious birth suit. Have been here for 5 fays and been to the beach almost everyday and haven't regreted it for one single moment
I called the east side club at Approximately 3:30 pm for information on a coupon i had found. The conversation I had with the gentleman who answered the phone was disheartening, left me uninformed, and offended with no desire to visit. He hadn't a single clue concerning the info I needed. My questions were met with complaints about how busy he was, too busy to continue the conversation with that he hung up the phone. I called back and asked his name ,he refused to tell me and again hung up on me mid sentence. If I had a business I would not want this person to represent me. I can't imagine I'm the only one who's experienced his rude dismissive impatient disposition.
Funhouse is one of the best concepts of gay party. Finally a party when we can really have fun. Congratulations for all organization, different dance floors with always great Djs, amazing lights/lasers shows, specially at XXL party , great show dancers . The good work of security check, assures you and make u feel secure. The locker system works very well ( take in advance), long lines at toilet or bar is quite normal when you are in house full of people, but nothing abnormal. I read before about tokens system pay, well maibe not the best , but if you do not want long lines at bar, better not complain about this, tokens helps you. I never try change remaining tokens because I can manage my consommation but it will be a nice idea at end party depose remaining tokens in a box to change is value for a donation to a association ( just one idea). Fun house is a 5 stars party, the public, the location, the music, the security, organization,everything is really ok, having this when u receive 7500 gay men in your house is really good.nFunhouse is one exemple for so many gay party in Europe . Thanks Funhouse for so many good memories and so many new friends. Looking forward for the next one.
Its had its day . The old days of about 8 years ago have long gone.Then it was vibrant and a great atmosphere. My visit as recent as Gay pride weekend 2017, was terrible. The number of visiters at 11.30pm totalled less than 10.The show which the website states starting at 11pm didnt. The barman said hes late but if it had been booked , i would have thought there would be some kind of contract between the bar and the artist.Saturday was no different.The pictures on the website are misleading .My recommendation to Drakes is either put more effort into attracting customers , deliver as per your website and stop getting customers on false pretences.If you cannot deliver you should close.
Very cosy place. I love the ambience and the staff are all nice and courteous! Kudos to you all. We will be back for sure.
Funhouse XXL was echt een gigantisch goed feest. Fantastische muziek, lasershows, prima sfeer!! Persoonlijk vind ik dat Sharon O Love inmiddels te groots en populair is om in de Wester Unie te draaien. Het was echt veel te druk om leuk te kunnen dansen!! Ze verdient het gewoon om bij dit soort grootse evenementen in de Gashouder te draaien!! Mijn vent en ik hebben dan ook hoofdzakelijk daar gedanst. Jammer, want Sharon O Love is echt onze favoriet!!
i would say these people are thieves. They sell you tokens but they do not take them back and give you your money if you dont use them. The place is too hot the djs are usually annoying and cant maintain the flow. This minute you are dancing the next you are wondering what the hell is going on. Too much hype for nothing
Wat een fenomenaal weekend, Funhouse XXL was een visueel prachtig feest met heerlijke sfeer, fantastische muziek en warme sfeer!!! Rapido was wederom in topvorm met een heerlijk steamy atmospheer, Saeed bewijst wederom waarom hij van alle markten thuis is met twee werkelijk geniale sets ❤️ Jackisnky was ook een heerlijke set! Maar dan blijft voor mij toch altijd het hoogtepunt de Rapido After met een 9 uur set van Pagano die op legendarische wijze je tot aan het einde weet te laten dansen met een fenomenale marathon van ultiem dansgenot ❤️❤️❤️ Mijn lijf is kapot maar wat heb ik genoten zeg 😍😍😍
wonderful fetish week last year, bunker wonderful sex club
many years many tickets zero fresh air /air conditioning/ dj from big area big catastrof
Wat kan dit personeel je je onwelkom laten voelen, zeg. Na binnenkomst wil je even naar de toilet boven. Prikt er iemand keihard met zijn wijsvinger op je borst. “Heb jij al iets besteld?!”/“Eh, nee nog niet..?”/“Het is niet de bedoeling dat jij zomaar van onze faciliteiten gebruikt maakt zonder consumptie”.
Alsof ik niets besteld zou hebben. Erg trieste bedoening. Erger nog de bijna agressieve toonzetting met ondertoon: ‘Rot op. Jouw soort mannen moeten we hier niet’. De gasten kunnen best gezellig zijn en ik kwam er best regelmatig. Heb nog wel een biertje besteld, maar ik kom hier niet meer. Wat een naar einde van een fijne gaypride. En zo onnodig.
too busy... too warm... too commercial... and pleazzzzz GET BETTER DJ's!!!!
Only old men, even during Pride. If septuagenarian guys in leather harnesses do it for you, this is Paradise. I hated it.
Not hot. Stupid music. No normal guys: you have your choice between unapproachable twinks and hideous old geezers.
Only good if you're into old and/or mentally ill men. Quiet, smelly and scary.
85% old/middle-aged men, very little action. Entrance was cheap (a drink was included), but it was half empty. A bad start to my 2017 Amsterdam (formerly "Gay") Pride.
I have been in this place few times when I am in Panama when traveling for business.
The place could be a nice establishment but it is very deteriorated. Last time there were roaches around the place, and it smelled terrible.
By the way, it mentions the Hard Rock and Decapolis hotels. They do not like gay people, don't even waste your money staying there or visiting their spa
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